No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4539	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	5662
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchantments Applied:	157

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Animals Bred:	127	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	418
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.