No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	134
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	132	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	9230	Magic Items Found:	6556
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	9675
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	718752	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	7024	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.