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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Potions Brewed:	146	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2552	Dragon Eggs Found:	7541
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Independent Gaming Group

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

New Vanilla Minecraft server up! Hey, we have a new Vanilla Minecraft server up. If you enjoy Minecraft – survivel, creative ore even pvp. Then this is perfect for you.

The server features, survival, creative and a Mining world. We have made separate permissions for the different worlds, which mean you have different commands in different worlds, as well as separate inventories. We also have protection plugins for chest doors and so on, for you to keep your stuff safe. In addition we have concluded to construct a mining world, were our plugin “Mcmmo” gives you a chance to getting double drops in woodcutting, herbalism and ore-mining, also applies for nether (level progression in the adjacent skill is required to get a higher percentage of double drop). Regeneration of the end happens every 12 hours, so people have a chance to kill and/or collect dragon eggs.

Minecraft Server Ip: eu.igghq.com

Currently working on: – Skyblock: For those of you who don’t know what Skyblock is. – Skyblock is a world where you only get limited amount of items, on a flouting island. You’re purpose is to expand it, as well as expanding you’re resources. Skyblock is a cool feature which is really fun to play with friends, and try and progress/survive with the limited amount of resources you have. You can also compete with other players in Skyblock, threw its ranking system. Skyblock in current on the to do list so we will try and get it up as fast as we can.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7001	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”