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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

rooscraft

Factions

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

You have got to see it to believe it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dique MC

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	271	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Survival: – EasyPvE – Vanilla terrain, lockette, city plots – HardPvP – Custom terrain & structures, PvP, Hard Mode. Bloodmoon. Death. Want a challenge? You’ve found one.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NetRox

Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

We would be happy if you came by! 😀

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Epic Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rehab

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.