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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft-ESP

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Official server of Minecraft-ESP.com, community friendly to Mojang and with more than 3 years of experience. Open since Alpha!

We have 3 servers:

Survival: Towny, Residence, LWC, events, Pets, Creative World, Admin and player stores, etc…

Hardcore: Increased difficulty, clans and PvP.

MiniGames (MespGames): Have a good time playing with your friends, or participate in various scheduled staff events to earn money for the other servers!

Plugins: McMMO, Jobs, Towny, Residence, PlotMe, LWC, WorldGuard, Citizens, Craftconomy, DynMap, ShopKeeper, Lottery, iDisguise, Pets, …

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Survival Network

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello PlanetMinecraft! Welcome To The Survival Network! Made By The YouTuber… www.youtube.com/user/Nassau5MC I hope you enjoy my survival server! We feature… – ChestShops – iConomy – Costom Plugins – Great Staff – Fun PvP Areas – Much More! Awesome Small Community!!!! No one to bother you 🙂 GIVE US A DIAMOND AND VOTE GET 5 DIAMONDS DAILY!!! —————————————– READ ALL THE SPAWN SIGNS, BEFORE ASKING STAFF QUESTIONS!!!! (Most Are Answered On The Spawn Signs)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BavariaZ

Economy, Survival

:!——————————————————————————– BavariaZ :!——————————————————————————– More than just a server Now with many options to use your in-game money. :!——————————————————————————– Lots of great plugins. :!——————————————————————————– Nice players. :!——————————————————————————– … :!——————————————————————————– I hope you have fun on the server when you joint and make something out of it. Become a millionaire or something else. :!——————————————————————————–

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	76	Mines Excavated:	4605

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Simply Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A simple but effective survival server. With a market, spleef arena and mob arena there is a plenty to do. A custom point based ranking system is also in place to help you earn more privileges to extend your journey.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OpFaction

Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

This is a server u can Maybe Apply and have fun in this server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.