| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5219 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 114 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4142 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4013 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5749 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1040 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!
The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!
So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
