| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
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| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 186 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 162 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8879 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
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| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2780 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
