Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dragons Tamed: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 80
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ores Mined: 4016
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Enchantments Applied: 170
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ores Mined: 9784
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 9563
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Farms Harvested: 647
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dimension Hops: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Potions Brewed: 189

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 249 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Potions Brewed: 94

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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