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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8993 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?