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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6747 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 2865 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?