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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9167 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?