Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 369 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1605
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Crops Grown: 1432 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2413
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Potions Brewed: 92 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1534 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Mines Excavated: 1993
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Animals Bred: 142
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Crops Grown: 9149 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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