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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4620 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3592 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!