Nexus | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	217384
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loona’s Block Party

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9544
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	6608

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7072
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Crackers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.

But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	290	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Racers Unite: This is Why You’re Racist

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds and laughs!

Join us if you want to build the most insane structures, fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, and laugh until you cry with our hilarious community.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you might just turn racist. Yes, that’s right. Our server has been scientifically proven to prevent racism. So if you want to stay on the right side of history, you better join us now!

Don’t miss out on the fun, the adventure, and the friendship that awaits you on our server. Join today and become a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft family!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	6513	Zombie Dances:	6
Farms Harvested:	770	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MapleCraft: Where Eh meets Om

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ores Mined:	2732	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty LOL Land: Game Starts Now!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the most experienced players will be put to the test! Just ask our player who is level 40 and hasn’t died a single time – they’ve faced more challenges than you can imagine!

Looking for some adrenaline-pumping action? Look no further than our server, where you’ll be dodging sawblades while warping through different dimensions. It’s a thrill like no other!

Come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just be prepared to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	8983

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	3843
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2