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MineCraftLotteryLand

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If you won the lottery on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is buy a diamond pickaxe and mine your way to a secret underground treasure filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Steve who will fly you around the server in style! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of luxury on any other server – join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	721192
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4326
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	127363	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoProofSwearMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPeekers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelCraftLand

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Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	205

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5