NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	8055
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	537
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	409
Ores Mined:	8438	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1562	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5831	Ores Mined:	5369
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Potions Brewed:	68
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3875

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6657
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6880	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3