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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2816 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1765 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join our Minecraft server and never make the mistake of building a house out of dirt again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns dirt into explosive TNT if you try to use it for building. Trust us, you don’t want to be the player who accidentally blows up their own house!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on a diamond-studded pig, living your best Minecraft life!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is secretly run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One minute you could be mining for diamonds, and the next you’re being chased by a horde of rainbow-colored sheep.
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky leprechauns.
