Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

CraftyOligarchNet

Bypass.., Corruption, CraftyOligarchNet, eastern europe, Economy, financial crimes, Government, illegal activities, illicit networks, influence, international relations, Moldovan, money laundering, Network, oligarch, oligarchy, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4121	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gut Microbiome Madness

Chronic pain, disease-associated pain, Endometriosis, endometriotic lesions, female health, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infertility, inflammation, madness, medical breakthrough, mice study, Microbiome, microbiome differences, microbiome therapy, pelvic pain, reproductive health, research study, therapeutic treatment, Women’s Health

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lexok Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Minigames Economy Skyblock Towny Faction Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Skywars Bedwars Prison Modded Vanilla Redstone, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dream Story

Abandoned, contracts, Dream Story, Economy, errors, Flying creeper, Fun, Hardcore, Machines, Materials, Minecraft, mobs, Nightmare Night, Plugin, Plugins, Prices, Purchases, PvP, Sales, Server, Slimefun, stores, Survival, unique experience

Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…

1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.

2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)

3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.

4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	908646	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	4372

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

1.16.5, Adventure, Anarchy, Chat, Clan, Clans, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Friends, gift, Herobrine, Ip:, Kingdom, mc.mineville.fun, minecraft server, Mineville, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, promo code, PvP, Quests, Raid mode, Roleplay, Royal Anarchy, rp, RPG, Solo, Survival, top up, Vanilla

New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

Version from 1.16.5

Over 80+ plugins?

Vanilla?

Game modes available:

– Royal anarchy?‍☠️

– Reid⚔️

Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

+ promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

IP: mc.mineville.fun

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

1.21.1, ADMIN, admins, alliances, Anarchy, Brutal, Chaos, constitution, EU, exhilarating., follow, freedom, Fun, gameplay, Griefing, Legacy, Looting, Minecraft, No Rollbacks, rules, Server, SmithCraft, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, wits

Server IP	play.smithcraft.cc
Discord	https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
Server Version	1.21.1 Java Edition

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

Constitution of Chaos

No Rollbacks	Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
No Rules	There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
No Interference	Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
Permanent Anarchy	This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
True Freedom	Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?

A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?

A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

Q: Is there any rollback system in place?

A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

Q: Can I create alliances with other players?

A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	4488	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

artistic branding, blocky, brand association, branding controversy, branding idea, branding tactics, condoms, controversial advertising, controversial branding, hate marketing, marketing fail, marketing strategy, meme, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music artist, phase connect, Phases, Server, shock marketing, smart branding, unconventional branding, unconventional marketing, violinist

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8122
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6256
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Enchantments Applied:	273
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	630	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	4730	Villages Defended:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	6087