Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Emeralds Found:	9735
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	205	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2907	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4231	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StopSignDropMom

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	6943
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InfluencerWineAge

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Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Emeralds Found:	8525	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Farms Harvested:	537	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2