Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mines Excavated: 2235
Villages Defended: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Zombie Dances: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 3128 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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