Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Potions Brewed: 149 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 276682

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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