Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Potions Brewed:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BerrySMP! Our community is super friendly and we all love to play on BerrySMP: a java + bedrock crossplay server that utilizes a custom resource pack, custom terrain generation, custom features, and is frequently updated with new content & new Minecraft releases!We strive to take suggestions from the community and make changes to benefit all of our players. If joining on bedrock/console/phone, use IP org.berrysmp.net and Port 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	9218
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9023
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4374	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.