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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8483	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crops Grown:	8102
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	2570	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	1093

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	515190
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crops Grown:	6100
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!