Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	2210
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20+] Bedrock Support, Savercraft is a casual SMP Server with many unique features such as Bedrock & Java support, custom items, no griefing, land claims, economy, and so much more! Join our friendly and awesome community today, IP: buzz.SaverMC.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.SaverMC.net.We run 1.20+!We offer FREE Ranks just for voting! Make sure to join our friendly community today 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	6944
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2061
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Dogecraft IP: mcs.dogecraft.net Website: https://dogecraft.net/?source=mcs Rules: https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=mcs Discord: https://discord.gg/qGPYcVTAbout us: Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what tasks they wish to do and therefore make their lives easier. > Jobs > Friendly > Ranks > Player Shops > Custom Items > Custom Crafting > Extreme Fishing > Events > Pve/Player Duels > Residences and a towny like experience! > Land-Claim > Furniture > No P2W> Cosmetics > Hard difficulty Survival > Dungeons > “Towny”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2258
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Mines Excavated:	2865	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	470080
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.