Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

World Of Apollo

We are running a very active Vanilla 1.5.1 server and are looking for mature players. There are some plugins installed to combat x-ray and stealing. All blocks must be acquired by mining, buying, selling and trading. Creative Mode is not allowed and will not be used by admins. Admins will not give blocks either.

The world currently has a border at 7,000 blocks and the border will be expanded with future Minecraft updates that include new biomes and ores that will only generate in new chunks.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Alien Abductions:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Frabin

This is my new Tekkit server which i am Hosting! We are short staff but if you ask for staff you’ll get less of a chance! I’m still trying to configure Towny so hold on for that! Once its configured it will come out of Beta testing and everyone that beta test will get a cool prefix! Thanks so much!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MinecraftOnline

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

YEUH is a Minecraft UHC/Battle Royale Server that is dedicated to providing quick & competitive gameplay.

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	588	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.