Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Ozonecraft Ocean PvP

    Ozonecraft Ocean PvP

    Skyblock style gameplay with a twist. Raid and kill your neighbors on the high seas. We make sure you enjoy your time on our server by having well trained staff and basic rules but encourage open world pvp and raiding! Come play with us!!!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Planet Creeper Server

    Planet Creeper Server

    More Info Coming Soon!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Vulcan PvP

    Vulcan PvP

    We are a Factions PvP server

    We run Minecraft 1.6.2

    We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say!

    You can type /f help and /vote for Factions and voting.

    See you on Vulcan PvP fellow player! IP: pvp.vulcanpvp.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Ketkucraft FactionPVP!

    Ketkucraft FactionPVP!
    Ketkucraft FactionPVP!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Zyinx Over 30 Worlds

    Zyinx Over 30 Worlds

    Zyinx.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MinETSII

    MinETSII

    We are a free non-premium dedicated Minecraft server in Spanish. PVE, PVP, Creative worlds and minigames made with redstone. Play with us at mc.minetsii.es.

    If you have any questions, contact us on our forum (http://foro.minetsii.es) or on Twitter, where we are @minetsii. We are on version 1.4.6-1.4.7.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AstroMC

    AstroMC
    Welcome to AstroMC, the ultimate Minecraft Prison experience! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world of crime and punishment as you navigate through our custom-designed prison mines, build your gang, and rise through the ranks.

    🔗 Connect and Conquer: Join our dedicated server to experience a unique prison environment. Make alliances, form gangs, and compete with other players.

    ⛏️ Custom Mines: Explore meticulously crafted custom mines, each with its own challenges and rewards. Test your mining skills as you progress through the ranks, unlocking new areas and opportunities.

    💎 Economy and Trading: Build your wealth by mining valuable resources, trading with other players, and investing strategically. The dynamic player-driven economy adds an extra layer of excitement to your prison journey.

    🏆 Gang Progression: Climb the ranks of our unique gang system. Top gangs after each season receive rewards.

    🎉 Regular Updates: Our server is constantly evolving with regular updates, adding new features, challenges, and content to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

    Join AstroMC now and embark on an epic journey. The challenge awaits!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Battle Factions| Cannons

    Battle Factions| Cannons

    If you like economy servers and factions then this server is for you with a added bonus of cannons for a realistic raiding experience. We also have a creative server, which has player made parkour, mob/player arena and wipeout. Our factions features include: Faction warps A /chat system to disable global chat for those who only want to talk in private chat A custom Battle token voting reward system. Mcmmo rebalanced to make it less op and more skill based

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AstroCraft

    AstroCraft

    AstroCraft is a Faction/Pvp/Survival server. We have a very friendly staff and are dedicated to what we do. We are currently building a new spawn so the one you will spawn in is temporary. The donator ranks will be added shortly. We really would like some dedicated players, so join us today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Safehaven Gaming

    Safehaven Gaming

    SafehavenGaming is a 1.7.9 Minecraft server Running on a Dedicated Server with 99.6% Server Uptime We Feature Teamspeak Voice Chat, Great Staff Support, Amazing Community, Survial, Skyblock , Factions , Minigames, HungerGames Servers, Great Donator Rewards, AntiCheating Plugins Much More!

    Survival Server Features: Huge world, Towny, Greylist for new players, 15+ community, ChestShop with great economy, No Griefing / PvP, Regenerated Resource world every 3 days.

    Skyblock Server Features: Auctions, Great Ranks, Regular Nether Regeneration, Economy, No age limit.

    Factions Server Features: PvP, Factions, Auctions, Silk Touch spawners, Great donator perks, Destroyable obsidian with TnT, No age limit.

    Teamspeak ip: ts3.safehavengaming.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cake Dimensions

    Cake Dimensions

    particularities Properties Animals Monster Farmwelt Admin-Shop Events jobs Anyone can use Fire & Lava Chests can be secured Elevators, Gates and Bridges (Craftbook/Falsebook)

    Important! Admins are still being sought!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BeastsMC Creative

    BeastsMC Creative

    BeastsMC Creative is a simple approach to Creative Minecraft. We have NO WHITELIST and offer CREATIVE MODE plus FREEBUILD. Unlike many other servers, we don’t force you to use plots or apply just to play. You can join right now and be building within 5 minutes.

    To prevent griefer, we use a range of antigriefing tools. Through a combination of the top public tools and a few custom coded plugins, we’re able to combat griefing without limiting your freedom to build.

    Join today and start building!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftedMovie

    CraftedMovie

    Hello and welcome to CraftedMovie! This server is ran by a couple famous minecraft youtube stars! To join you must register and send in an application. Once you do that the staff will reply to you as soon as possible to tell you if you have been accepted! We have:

    MiniGames No Griefing PvP Arena Freeze Tag Spleef Parkour And Much More!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Skyblock.bz

    Skyblock.bz

    Looking for a skyblock server with friendly staff, an awesome community, and cool Mini games? Well look no further, skyblock.bz is the server for you!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SPluton Server

    SPluton Server

    we have /sethome /home /back /spawn ( you can have 5 homes, just name them ) /tpa /tpdeny /tpaccept unlimited map* we have LWC ( to lock stuff ) spleef / parkour pvp on toggle sponge restore, etc

    web map : http://spluton.mooo.com:8123/

    builder rank get fly and more homes ( 8 )

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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