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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Emeralds Found: 1778

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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