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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8713 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 803652 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 4165 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
