so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Love Letters Sent: 9 Astral Projections Made: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 282 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY