so, liek, dis server is so epic dat even lithuanian customs officers are gettin in on da action! we got 22 camouflage nets dat were supposed to go to russia but we said NOPE and sent dem to ukraine instead. if dat ain’t a reason to join dis server, den i dunno what is. come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where even da customs officers are gettin involved in our shenanigans. who knows what other wild stuff will happen here! come on, u know u wanna be a part of dis madness.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 3784 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GrannyGriefMC Server

    GrannyGriefMC Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

    But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftingWifeRage

    CraftingWifeRage
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

    Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

    And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Villages Defended: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SadBoiMinecraftSMP

    SadBoiMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Bliss

    Blocky Bliss
    The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

    HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magic Items Found: 4523

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

    NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

    Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/wilson-jones/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

    Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    What to Expect?

    • Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    • Casual Environment
    • Active Discord/Realm
    • Community Elected Positions
    • Joinable Sub-communities
    • Hermitcraft-style

    If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP

    Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than WWE Chairman Vince McMahon himself! That’s right, the man who brought you epic battles in the wrestling ring now brings you epic battles in the world of Minecraft.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own wrestling arena, complete with ring ropes made of diamonds and turnbuckles made of emeralds. Take on other players in epic wrestling matches where the only rule is to come out on top.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Vince McMahon himself will make a guest appearance on the server, challenging players to a wrestling match for the ages. Will you be the one to take down the Chairman and claim victory?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the excitement of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even earn a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for your epic wrestling skills!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 189 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

    CelebCrushMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find out that your celebrity crush is actually a secret player on our server! Rumor has it that Justin Bieber is a master builder and Taylor Swift is a redstone genius. Who knows, you might even end up building a love shack with your celeb crush in our virtual world! So come join us and see if you can snag a date with your favorite star!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineCraftMoguls

    MineCraftMoguls
    Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and become a professional chicken jockey racer! That’s right, saddle up on a chicken and race against other players in epic chicken jockey races that will have you clucking with excitement!

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional block painter? Show off your artistic skills by painting blocks in vibrant colors and creating masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous. And don’t forget about our exclusive career as a lava diver! Dive into pools of lava and see if you can survive the heat for the ultimate adrenaline rush.

    So why waste your time on boring old careers when you can join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious jobs in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DesertCraft Minecraft Server

    DesertCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be saudi arabia and cut military spending cuz our budget is tight from buying too many virtual camels and gold-plated sand blocks. we need ur help to mine more diamonds and emeralds so we can afford to feed our virtual army of pixelated camels. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. come join the fun and help us save saudi arabia from financial ruin in the world of minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Runes Activated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyWarz

    CraftyWarz
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are ‘inadequately’ prepared for large-scale war with russia! why fight in real life when you can battle it out in minecraft instead? we have crazy weapons and armor that will make you feel like a superhero! join us and show russia who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, it’s way more fun than real war. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles. come join the chaos and let’s show hodges what we’re made of!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sad Puppy Coyote Den

    Sad Puppy Coyote Den
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, coyotes have the face muscles that dogs use to make that ‘sad-puppy’ look, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Imagine all the crazy adventures you can have with those sad-puppy faces running around, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 169
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1018

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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