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| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
![2c2h [Анархия] Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/2c2h-Анархия-Minecraft-server.png)
Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Farms Harvested: | 449 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
