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| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 831898 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4116 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 85 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 483 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
