NerdAlertMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

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come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ores Mined:	6905	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	814294	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

adult content, Boundaries, controversial, Curiosity, ethical dilemma, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Minecraft, moms, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Play, Psychological, relationships, role playing, Server, sexual curiosity, societal norms, taboo, taboo fantasy, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, watch

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1990s, 90s music, animation, Anime, classic, electronic, Enjoy, Favorite, favorite OST, futuristic, japanese, long tail tags, macross, macross plus, Minecraft, Music, nostalgic, ost, smp, Soundtrack, Soundtracks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	258
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	1507
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	203
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4069
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19