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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9846 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 850594 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!