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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6039 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!