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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6554 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4090 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 167 |
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