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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4074 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8257 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
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