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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 496 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
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