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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2231 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
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