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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5367 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Enchantments Applied: | 236 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 802 |
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