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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1772 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
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