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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7271 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8043 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 312528 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
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