Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
Divine Spears Created: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

    Imperial Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

    24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

    Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

    RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP
    Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 3012
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Villages Defended: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Farms Harvested: 326
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Star Shards Collected: 66 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3620 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 190
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 50

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Villages Defended: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1790 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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