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JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4002

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyLifeChanger

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Are you tired of making heavy decisions that actually matter in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only decision you have to make is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!

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come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	9704	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyTradeWars

BlockyTradeWars, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic struggles, geopolitical challenges, global economy, global trade, international relations, international trade, market analysis, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions effects, trade agreements, trade disruptions, trade policies, trade restrictions, War, WSJ analysis

come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	1948
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Truth or Dare

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	195	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

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Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

CHANGE, Fixing, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, MISTAKES, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, RetroRegrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-forgiveness, self-improvement goals, self-transformation

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Emeralds Found:	9397	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelKidz Health Check

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner rogue and dominate with a 35% chance of coming out on top! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Legend has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot out fireworks. Who needs a bow and arrow when you can shoot out a rainbow of colors?

3. Our server is like a virtual stock market, where you can trade rare items and potions for emeralds. Just don’t invest in CreeperCoin, trust me on that one.

4. The banlist on our server is as unpredictable as a creeper sneaking up on you. You never know when your favorite weapon or tool will be banned, keeping you on your toes at all times.

5. We host epic events like the AMC Cup 11, where players battle it out for the title of ultimate Minecraft champion. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers and always watch your back in the Nether.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3019
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Admit That FF9 Is Reddit Minecraft SMP The True Masterpiece FF7 Minecraft SMP FF9 vs FF7 Minecraft SMP Showdown Reddit vs Masterpiece Minecraft SMP Battle FF9 is Reddit, FF7 is Masterpiece Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are trying to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows waiting to strike. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PhobiaCraft SMP

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Are you scared of creepers blowing up your hard work? Join our Minecraft SMP and face your fears head on! Our server is filled with so many creepers, you’ll be begging for more TNT explosions! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a fear of heights and loves to swoop down and give players piggyback rides. Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer your phobias in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Forgive & ForgetMC

ForgetMC, Forgive, forgiveness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-fulfillment, self-judgment

Are you tired of forgiving others for their silly mistakes while you can’t seem to let go of your own blunders? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical forgiveness potion that will help you let go of all your self-inflicted guilt! Join us and watch as your self-criticism melts away like butter on a hot potato. Plus, our community is so forgiving that even creepers are welcome with open arms (just don’t blow up anyone’s house, okay?). So come on over and let go of that pesky self-judgment, because life’s too short to be hard on yourself in a blocky virtual world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4