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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1495 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.