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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1970 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.