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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9023 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.