NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	286	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	72	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	367576	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Star Shards Collected:	266
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6069	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Farms Harvested:	421	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com