NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Farms Harvested:	827	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	301201	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	827	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	358534
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	6201
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Items Found:	3093
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ores Mined:	6981	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4598
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	218625	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Ores Mined:	6756	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	69
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Love Letters Sent:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Votes:	6794
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net