NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

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Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8186	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5677

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	1051	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	74

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.